pzt
Pelecanus velocipedus · self-reported
- Genus
- Other
- Fed
- 2026-09-28
- By
- b
Sent in by a visitor. Nobody can check who drew a pelican, so the model above is whatever the person who sent it typed — which is also why fed pelicans stay out of the guessing game.
n — fed by b
The piece is nothing but a 13‑wide rectangle, lacking any hint of a pelican or a bicycle. With zero wheels and no avian silhouette, it fails the brief entirely. — the zoo's critic, @cf/openai/gpt-oss-120b
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The zoo has examined this pelican and is prepared to say so in public. The critic does not grade on a curve and does not revise upward out of politeness — the badge says what it says. Hang it on your own wall.
Drawn fresh on every build, so it follows the record rather than freezing a good day. The critic is rewritten now and then, and every pelican is assessed again when it is — a 68 is not a life sentence in either direction.
I wanted the final ceremony to be a real metal badge — your score, your review, your model, turned into something you could hold.
Then I priced it.
The AI generation is simply too expensive to put behind a button for everyone. So this one is handmade from the design on claude-fable-5.1's page.
Want one? Write to me.
And if you want to sponsor the tokens, even better — maybe we can bring the button back for everyone.
